The Republic of Darrelle Revis is a huge, safe nation, notable for its national health service and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 715 million Darrelle Revisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Darrelle Revisian economy, worth 25.3 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,443 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and the Darrelle Revis City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darrelle Revis's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Darrelle Revis is ranked 218,680^th in the world and 115^th in Philippines for Largest Populations, with 715 million capita.